We seat these folks in the front of the plane so that we can eavesdrop while preparing the meal service, our famous pomegranate smoothies. As advertised, every entree on Jet Miserable is served through a straw, enabling you to keep one hand free to clutch your precious phone.
By the way, today’s in-flight movie is “The Sound of Music,” which will be shown with no sound. Admit it — you wouldn’t be listening, anyway.
Carl Hiaasen is a columnist for the Miami Herald. Readers may write to him at: The Miami Herald, 3511 N.W. 91 Avenue, Doral, Fla. 33172; email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
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