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October 20, 2013

Reform to save the government

BEVERLY HILLS — God bless America, and how's everybody?

The White House made plans Friday to proceed with the Immigration Reform Bill in the U.S. Senate. The bill is currently in committee. Proponents of the bill say that illegal aliens will do the jobs which Americans refuse to do, jobs like running the U.S. government.

Los Angeles was named America's most racially diverse city by NBC News. It doesn't assume harmony. At Vons grocery store downtown, the sign over one aisle reads Asian Food, Hispanic Food and Crackers and you need a prison guard to keep order on that aisle.

Condi Rice was named to select teams for the College Football Playoffs. She vowed to weigh a team's strength of schedule. Ten years ago, pollsters gave Condi a much higher ranking for going after Iraq's oil rather than Mexico's because Iraq was a tough away game.

PBS Frontline did an investigation on NFL concussions which included neurologists’ concerns about head injuries during NFL games. They're falling like flies out there. Last Sunday in the Jacksonville game, twelve fans had one beer too many and fell off their seats.

Congress agreed to re-open the U.S. government only until the debt ceiling expires in February. It's crazy. If it were an action movie, the closing credits at the end would read, The Government Shutdown will return next year in The Government Shutdown Never Dies.

President Obama spoke to a White House press conference Thursday after Congress spared ObamaCare. He spelled out the New World Order explicitly. You must now buy insurance you don't want from a website that doesn't work or the IRS will fine you.

White House gardeners returned to work to find squirrels ate up Michelle Obama's Healthy Eating garden during the shutdown. Now it all makes sense. This could be the first shutdown ever engineered by a president so he could enjoy pork ribs for sixteen days.

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