Let’s discuss how we’re going to live. Maybe ten more years, but only eight if you don’t watch your diet. My rule is just eat with some moderation. Enjoy what few years you have left on this earth because without joy you have nothing. In my obituary please write Jim went to his heavenly father today. While on this earth he enjoyed cheeseburgers, hot wings and bacon. They’ll all gather to celebrate my life. If I didn’t enjoy it why celebrate?
Instead of flowers just place a big chicken fried steak, with fries covered in gravy, on the lid of my casket. Listen real close you’ll hear me say mmm good, and oh, by the way, BYOB. Can I hear an amen?
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