BEVERLY HILLS —
The Detroit Tigers hosted the Boston Red Sox in the American League Championship Series Thursday at Comerica Park in Detroit. The entire town is in a rough part of town. Last month, the people of Detroit picketed a Dollar Store for gentrifying the neighborhood.
N.Y. City Police Chief Ray Kelly announced Friday that New York went an entire week without one murder. It could cost him his job. New York's subways and commuter trains are so crowded, they count on a steady murder rate to give each other a little elbow room.
Anthony Weiner told GQ magazine Friday he'd be the mayor of New York if he hadn't been born in the Internet Era. He's had a long two years. He called himself an empty, soul-less vessel, and now he's being sued by kitchen glassware for defamation of character.
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