There are other instruments of murder that we must confront today to reduce untimely deaths amongst our brethren: ropes, fire, stick and stones, pillows, shoes, bows and arrows, broken beer bottles, and last but not least, ice hockey sticks (I know, I know, ice hockey sticks don’t kill people. People with ice hockey sticks kill people).
In conclusion, yes, by all means, let us go forward with gun control legislation. As soon as a new gun control law gets signed by our country’s leader, we can all breathe a deep sigh of relief. We’ll sleep better knowing that there will be no more mass killings ever again, no more innocent children slain, and no more families torn asunder.