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April 12, 2013

No end to Kim Jong Un’s demands

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NORMAN —

President Obama proposed a budget Tuesday that lowers the cost-of-living increases for seniors and doubles the federal tax on cigarettes. It doesn’t add up at all. If there is not enough money for Social Security, he shouldn’t be encouraging people to quit smoking.

The U.S. Postal Service backed down from its threat to end Saturday postal delivery if they don’t get more money. The Postal Service lost sixteen billion dollars last year. This is why you should have your tax refund direct-deposited and not delivered by U.S. mail.

Beyonce and Jay-Z drew criticism for visiting Cuba this week. They said they had U.S. government permission. When they agreed to perform at Michelle’s birthday gala they were granted three wishes, and like idiots they wasted two of them on tickets to Cuba.

Senator Mitch McConnell’s meeting on Ashley Judd was bugged by liberals. He dwells on her mental health problems on the tape. Ashley did two nude movie scenes and he appeared in two Michael Moore pictures so the embarrassing-movie issue was neutralized.

Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country.

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