BEVERLY HILLS —
The Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada advertised that the recession has forced its hookers to offer price discounts. They’re independent contractors and can do that. One hooker had her appendix taken out and now she’s doing business on the side .
Allstate’s survey says Colorado has the safest drivers in the U.S. while Washington D.C. has the most dangerous. It’s self explanatory. Legalized pot causes you to drive twenty miles an hour and legalized bribery causes you to shop for nicer cars while you are driving.
A Japanese nuclear scientist said radiated water has been leaking into the Pacific Ocean from Japan’s busted reactor. It’s affecting Americans. California pot famers say the radiated ocean is affecting their crops, or maybe for some reason they’re a little paranoid.
The White House said it won’t interfere with laws legalizing pot smoking in Colorado and Washington state. It helps Democrats. Two years ago Arizona legalized medical pot and not one time since has anybody cared enough about illegal immigration to bring it up.
MLK anniversary speaker Melanie Campbell compared the Supreme Court to the Ku Klux Klan during her speech on the Lincoln Memorial Wednesday. That is so wrong. The KKK are a bunch of guys in white sheets that scare the hell out of black people while the Supreme Court’s a bunch of guys in black sheets that scare the hell out of white people.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and entertains groups and organizations around the country. E-mail him at Argus@ArgusHamilton.com,