The Norman Transcript

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December 25, 2012

Sports ode 2012: London, Lance, a Tide of Giants

NORMAN — So how was your year? Setbacks, advances?

Hey, no doubt, it went better than Lance’s.

First up on sports’ yearlong ride:

An unrelenting Crimson Tide.

JoePa makes his great migration

Trailed by heartache, litigation.

Eli’s coming and Giants roll

Past Brady in the Super Bowl.

Suddenly, all’s Linsanity:

Headlines, puns, sheer inanity.

Banned Ryan Braun left fans aghast.

An arbiter says not so fast.

Daytona, Kenseth — let’s explain:

The night sets fire to the rain.

Then football gets its jolt of jolts

When Peyton’s place is not with Colts.

Tebow leaves the Mile High air

And joins the Jets — a time for prayer.

Kentucky wins, backed by Davis.

Rent a team (call Hertz or Avis).

Baylor follows. Need a reason?

Brittney Griner, perfect season.

Ozzie Guillen, with much to tell,

Sings loving praises of Fidel.

The shaken Saints now turn to Vitt.

Pat Summitt says it’s time to quit.

Out at Indy, sitting pretty,

Once again it’s all Franchitti.

Pro football vets demand their due.

Concussed and angry, thousands sue.

I’ll Have Another’s path seems clear,

But still no Triple Crown this year.

Wait a second. Can this be right?

Manny Pacquiao lost a fight?

Lord Stanley’s Cup goes to the Kings

While hockey’s woes wait in the wings.

After all the sound and fury,

Clemens walks, cleared by a jury.

The Heat are champs. It looks like reign.

South Beach party — LeBron and Dwyane.

Sandusky’s jury has its say:

This coach won’t see the light of day.

Soccer’s armada, mighty Spain,

Captures the Euros in Ukraine.

Come Wimbledon, Serena’s crown.

Paterno’s statue taken down.

Then Wiggins rides with guile and grit.

The Tour de France goes to a Brit.

Olympics start, McCartney sings.

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